A Letter to Henri

Dear Housecat,
Please refrain from howling at the top of your lungs at 7:00am.
Yes, I realize that you want to go outside.
No, I will not get up to let you out.
I'm only staying here temporarily and you are not my cat, although you are quite pleasant when you don't have a stick up your furry hindquarters.
Keep this in mind for future encounters.
XOXOXO
Jonathan